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Clintontitus 

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.
Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.
Clintontitus by Tbtguess November 6, 2016

clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority
I have a clintonizer for a boss.
clintonizer by kbabe87 October 23, 2008

Clintonian 

Disingenuous and prone to failure to the most extreme degree.
The pathological liar's reputation was not just deplorable, it was downright Clintonian.
Clintonian by Mickey Truth February 7, 2017

Clintoning 

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.
Clintoning by ruff'myster November 2, 2003

Clintonicide

The suspicious suicide of a person who is known to have information against, or is set to testify against, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton.
“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”

“I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”
Clintonicide by KaptKyle July 21, 2020

Clintonian 

1. Of or relating to the Clintonian philosophy.
2. A condition affecting statements. A Clintonian Statement typically skirts the issue or spins words.
1. That new book by Bill Clinton is very Clintonian indeed.
2. (A Clintonian Statement) "It depends upon what your definition of 'is' is." -Bill Clinton.
Clintonian by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007
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