clinton it

Denying incriminating facts up until your last breath despite the obviousness of your involvement.

Guy 1: Dam dude, my girl caught me cheating last night. What should I do?
Guy 2: Nah it's cool dude, just clinton it.

by Dr. Dizzle January 7, 2017

Clintontitus

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.

Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.

by Tbtguess November 6, 2016

clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority

I have a clintonizer for a boss.

by kbabe87 October 23, 2008

Clintonian

Disingenuous and prone to failure to the most extreme degree.

The pathological liar's reputation was not just deplorable, it was downright Clintonian.

by Mickey Truth February 7, 2017

Clintoning

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.

by ruff'myster November 2, 2003

Clintonicide

The suspicious suicide of a person who is known to have information against, or is set to testify against, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton.

“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”

“I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”

by KaptKyle July 21, 2020

Clintonian

1. Of or relating to the Clintonian philosophy.
2. A condition affecting statements. A Clintonian Statement typically skirts the issue or spins words.

1. That new book by Bill Clinton is very Clintonian indeed.
2. (A Clintonian Statement) "It depends upon what your definition of 'is' is." -Bill Clinton.

by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007