When one does something cringy while talking to someone, realizes that it was cringy and starts doing something even more cringy in order to cover up their previous action.
This can repeat endlessly or until the other person just leaves.
Monica had a cringe binge at my mother's funeral. She was making a speech and said a bad joke. Nobody laughed so she just kept making more jokes, each worse than the last one.
Then everybody left.
When you watch something really cringey and cringe the fuck out but still keep watching it because it's hilarious and also because deep down you know that you like cringey stuff and you can never stop
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!