climperer 

A climperer is a person who plays the spoons by climping them together.

The climperer played his spoons very well.

climperer by Miss Climperer November 3, 2013

chimperor 

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.

The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".

chimperor by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006

climpering

Dealing with something that needs to be done, but is not a priority.

I'm climpering by cleaning my room when I should be working on my big paper due tomorrow.

climpering by Psych403 October 26, 2011

clompered

Getting crushed by humans while walking through a small gate on your way to the bus at school

I got clompered by Madison

clompered by Bus 1373 Back Seat SQUAD🤘🏻 November 19, 2019

clippered 

Describes the feeling of acute intoxication due to the consumption of marijuana.

Be careful if Tom passes you a joint - it will get you completely clippered.

clippered by Dan Fox August 3, 2003