chimperor

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.

The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".

by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

by mafungo January 6, 2015

chimpfrogging

1. When you have mouth sex with someone that is unwilling.
2. To take advantage of someone or of a situation in an extreme way.

1. When that girl was passed out I got caught chimpfrogging her real good.
2. I can't wait to go to the waterpark, I am going to chimpfrog the hell out of that place!
3.That chimp chimpfrogged the hell out of that frog.

by RCT19 October 1, 2010

Chipperrr

A fat Hentai watching slut that has aids.

Dude that Girl is Such a Chipperrr.

by TwinkySnifer259 January 21, 2013

chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

by lars October 8, 2004

Chimpstork

a person who picks through another's pubic hair to search for bugs just like a chimp and then eats any bugs they find.

Mike is a chimpstork

by Richard Dickens March 27, 2011

chimper

A person who looks at the screen on the back of their digital camera too much - word derives from the noise they often make - ooh, ooh ooh, look there's a good one!

He's not a skilled photographer, he's just a chimper!

by David A Clark July 27, 2005