chimperor

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A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.

The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".

chimperor by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006

Words you can keep

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

beat the chimper by mafungo January 6, 2015

Related Words

chimperor • chimpers • Chimaero • chimeron • ChiMeRre286 • chimpering • chimpfrogging • Chimprovise • Chimpstork • chiperoonies

chimpfrogging

1. When you have mouth sex with someone that is unwilling.
2. To take advantage of someone or of a situation in an extreme way.

1. When that girl was passed out I got caught chimpfrogging her real good.
2. I can't wait to go to the waterpark, I am going to chimpfrog the hell out of that place!
3.That chimp chimpfrogged the hell out of that frog.

chimpfrogging by RCT19 October 1, 2010

Chipperrr

A fat Hentai watching slut that has aids.

Dude that Girl is Such a Chipperrr.

Chipperrr by TwinkySnifer259 January 21, 2013

chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

chimpers by lars October 8, 2004

Chimpstork

a person who picks through another's pubic hair to search for bugs just like a chimp and then eats any bugs they find.

Mike is a chimpstork

Chimpstork by Richard Dickens March 27, 2011

chimper

A person who looks at the screen on the back of their digital camera too much - word derives from the noise they often make - ooh, ooh ooh, look there's a good one!

He's not a skilled photographer, he's just a chimper!

chimper by David A Clark July 27, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026