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crusty shit witch aint been wipe of ur ass properly and sticks to ur anal beard
one person has it really bad no names thow (m**e) ssshhh thow, no one nows except me.
clegna by kinger September 19, 2003
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Cleganebowl 

An event of undefinable hype. Hype beyond hype. The matchup of the century, of all centuries:

THE MOUNTAIN vs THE HOUND

See: "Showdown" by Electric Light Orchestra.

*GET HYPE*
PERSON 1: Well, technically we don't know that the eight foot monstrosity created by Qyburn, known as Robert Strong, is actually Gregor Clegane, who is also eight foot and was given over to Qyburn after the duel with Oberyn. Just like we technically don't know that the Gravedigger is Sandor Clegane.

PERSON 2: Dude... Cleganebowl. GET HYPE!
Cleganebowl by SlotBadger June 3, 2015
How the name, "Kleenex" (a major brand of nasal tissue) is sometimes spelled, because when you hear somebody say Kleenex it often comes out sounding like, "Cleanax".
{Drake}: Hey Josh, can you pass me a Cleanax?
{Josh}: Fuck you Drake, go get your own goddamn Cleanax!!!
Cleanax by Telephony May 20, 2013

CLEGANEBOWL 

FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE
"Hey, so I heard this interesting 'Cleganebowl' theory about the Houn-"
"IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED"
Cleona is a very unique name and that's because anyone girl named Cleona is a very unique and special individual. She has the kindest heart of anyone and would give her own life for her loved ones and family. She's the farthest thing from selfish and very much considerate and thoughtful. Her smile will brighten any room she enters. she is very trusting and non judgmental. Easy to talk to and can be shy at times but not if you know her. She loves entertaining and hosting parties. She's a lover not a fighter but don't cross her or push her into a corner. She's loyal and domesticated and will be a life long partner full of happiness. She at times bites of more than she can chew but she puts a smile on her face and does the best she can do. She's very inspiring and positive and tries to see the good in everyone. Over all she is the perfect girl. If you have the pleasure of meeting one of these girls DO NOT let her go because angels like her don't come into our lives very often.
That Cleona is just such an amazing woman. He sure is lucky to have her.
Cleona by Caligurl805 September 27, 2020
two men who wear too tight of clothing because they like to make each other bone when they see each other. they say it's platonic, but it's sexual and they're cheating on their wives even though they have a child on the way. they go to gym together to get wet and sweaty since they can't anywhere else... once in a while they say they're having "teacher meetings" or "history day " where they sneak off to watch peanut butter porn. they teach and clear history... if you know what i mean ;)
"Wow, those clegan hotties lookin hottie hot hot today... that's why they have a boner!"

"Clegan is both my brotp but it's actually my OTP"
clegan by cleganremind101 February 18, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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