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clegma is a thick, cheesy-looking secretion of semen mixed in with bum faeces that gathers around your anus.
ew that guy has clegma all over his buttocks
clegma by tyler sawyer March 14, 2025
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Cleganebowl 

An event of undefinable hype. Hype beyond hype. The matchup of the century, of all centuries:

THE MOUNTAIN vs THE HOUND

See: "Showdown" by Electric Light Orchestra.

*GET HYPE*
PERSON 1: Well, technically we don't know that the eight foot monstrosity created by Qyburn, known as Robert Strong, is actually Gregor Clegane, who is also eight foot and was given over to Qyburn after the duel with Oberyn. Just like we technically don't know that the Gravedigger is Sandor Clegane.

PERSON 2: Dude... Cleganebowl. GET HYPE!
Cleganebowl by SlotBadger June 3, 2015

CLEGANEBOWL 

FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE
"Hey, so I heard this interesting 'Cleganebowl' theory about the Houn-"
"IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED"
A slang word that means any derogative remark toward another (such as douche, asswipe, etc.).

Taken from the popular TV show Family Guy, episode 20, season 4.
Dude, that guy is such a cleeman, he thinks he's better than everyone else.
cleeman by Wehttam.Bassist February 26, 2008
A rare yet beautiful characteristic experienced when smoking
too much Marijuana. Often prone to making intense
conversation with others and making them laugh until
they piss their pants.
LMFAO what did you smoke tonight?
You're being such a Clemma!
clemma by cp student October 20, 2010
two men who wear too tight of clothing because they like to make each other bone when they see each other. they say it's platonic, but it's sexual and they're cheating on their wives even though they have a child on the way. they go to gym together to get wet and sweaty since they can't anywhere else... once in a while they say they're having "teacher meetings" or "history day " where they sneak off to watch peanut butter porn. they teach and clear history... if you know what i mean ;)
"Wow, those clegan hotties lookin hottie hot hot today... that's why they have a boner!"

"Clegan is both my brotp but it's actually my OTP"
clegan by cleganremind101 February 18, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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