clegan 

two men who wear too tight of clothing because they like to make each other bone when they see each other. they say it's platonic, but it's sexual and they're cheating on their wives even though they have a child on the way. they go to gym together to get wet and sweaty since they can't anywhere else... once in a while they say they're having "teacher meetings" or "history day " where they sneak off to watch peanut butter porn. they teach and clear history... if you know what i mean ;)

"Wow, those clegan hotties lookin hottie hot hot today... that's why they have a boner!"

"Clegan is both my brotp but it's actually my OTP"

clegan by cleganremind101 February 18, 2017

cleandirty 

When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.

She dropped an Oreo but it was only on the floor for a second so it's cleandirty and safe to eat.

cleandirty by Tongueler February 11, 2017

Whiz Clean 

1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.

2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!

Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.

obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!

Woman: Rape, help, any one.

obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!

Whiz Clean by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010

Mr. Clean

The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy

Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen

Mr. Clean by new guy 101 April 20, 2020

Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.

Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony

Clean Bandit by Fishyrich November 25, 2019

vibe cleanse 

a process where you rid yourself from all bad vibes caught after an encounter

riri: Did you enjoy that convo with that dude?
lily: No, i needed a big, fat, vibe cleanse.

vibe cleanse by hunnydew May 7, 2020

cleaning up eggs 

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

cleaning up eggs by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020