Dirty smelly socks that when you touch them it makes ur hand sweat and turn bright pink like a tulip
Jayden went for a wank searched his floor for a sock, picked one up ‘ohhhhhhh dayum not again I have contracted clengals on my nob now I look like a dog with its lipstick out’
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.