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A person who is a weasel, is absolutely useless. Also resembles the Lorax and smells like a rotting clam
You got cleaseled
cleasel by Gayden Marie November 30, 2023
A person who resembles a weasel, absolutely and completely worthless. Looks exactly like the Lorax but way uglier and smells like a rotting clam.
He is being an absolute cleasel today.
cleasel by Gayden Marie November 30, 2023

cleaveland

to describe a woman's cleavage, an area that reveals a woman's breats.
look at that trick tryin to be cute wit her cleaveland all out!
cleaveland by Deelicious May 13, 2005

Cleaveland

A term that describes the area of a woman's breasts.
I went to cleaveland last night.
Cleaveland by jordanma September 23, 2007

cleaveland steamer 

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.
"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

Cleaveland steamer 

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.