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clear history 

To prevent a snoopy mom, girlfriend, etc. from looking at your recent internet activity, one should always clear history.
Chris: Did you check out the Sasha Grey link I sent you.

Matt: She's fit bro. Thanks for the link!

Chris: Of course man, no worries. Did you use your mom's 17 inch laptop to watch it?

Matt: Sure did.

Chris: Well, I sure hope your cleared your history.

Matt: Damn, I forgot to clear history! I'm gonna get butt fucked like sasha grey when I get home!
clear history by Middlebury November 30, 2010
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CLEAR YOUR SEARCH HISTORY 

The act of cleaning porn from your search history
CLEAR YOUR SEARCH HISTORY MOMS COMING

clear my browser history 

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.

clean history 

The result you get when you delete all of the porn from your internet history and feel like you never sinned.
clean history by Autistic Monkey August 22, 2016

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026