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classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!
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classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!
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chasebooking

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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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