classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!

classbooking by anthubc2010-classbooking October 9, 2010

classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!

classbooking by ubcanth2010-classbooking October 9, 2010

chasebooking

The act of clicking each link on a person's facebook page in an effort to follow exactly what they have been doing, i.e chasing them through the website

I have to admit, I couldn't stop chasebooking Lisa today. She must have spent hours online, because it took me forever!

chasebooking by jblakely April 4, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022