A word puzzle that normally takes the form of a square or rectangular grid of white and shaded squares. The shaded squares are used to separate the words or phrases. The goal is to fill the white squares with letters by solving clues that lead to the answers. Could frustrate you to death.

This crossword puzzle is fricken hard to solve.

Crossword by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

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Crossword Nazi

Everybody's favourite asshole. This is the type of person who makes sure that THEY are the ones who get to do every last crossword in the sunday papers, even if YOU bought the damn paper yourself. Can be widened in meaning to encompass anybody who has a tendency to make sure they get all the enjoyment out of something which is quite trivial, yet in principle is still quite important.

"Christ's sake Billy, you've already popped all the little bubbles of air in this entire roll of bubble wrap. I wanted to do some! You're such a crossword nazi!"
"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin ein Berlinner!"
"What the fuck have donuts got to do with anything, foo?"

Crossword Nazi by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

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crapstorm

a really filthy dirty house with lots of clutter, dust, and dirt. A cleaned up version of the word "shitstorm."

Someone walks into a dirty house and says "it looks like a crapstorm hit this place."

crapstorm by cmhouse March 19, 2007

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coastworm

One who travels up and down the Gulf coast for a worthless company such as tesoro.

The coastworm worked with extreme loyalty and dedication for tesoro for 9 years,2 months,and 4 days just to be shit on like a fucking piece of newspapre!

coastworm by Coastworm October 17, 2003

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