Definitions by XxLoneWolfxX

Grandfather Clock

A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.

Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?

Grandfather Clock by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022

Relationship 

Something you clearly don't have if you're looking this up, but I'll tell you. It's something that can either, a) be the best thing in your life involving you and somebody else, or b) put you in crippling depression when it doesn't work out.

One guy, (to himself): I wish I had a relationship with somebody else.
Some random guy: That's never going to happen.

Relationship by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022

Book 

a compiled stack of pages in which a compiled stack of words are printed. Said words made of compiled letters. These are made to achieve many goals.

I'm weading a book!!!

Book by XxLoneWolfxX April 12, 2022

Classwork 

Your first basic chance to look to your left and right, combining the two to plagiarize a good grade.

I finished classwork today, and my friends did too.

Classwork by XxLoneWolfxX April 12, 2022

Paradox 

A question you ask Siri/Alexa/Google/etcetera that causes it to malfunction and give you a not-quite-an-answer.

I asked siri a paradox and it isn't answering.

Paradox by XxLoneWolfxX April 11, 2022