caseworker

Someone who is paid to not give a fuck about your situation. Someone who is supposed to help out people in life but is so bored with it that they can no longer do their job right.

Can also be referred to as public assistance person.

"I gotta call my caseworker to get my foodstamps situated"

caseworker by Andys Girl July 7, 2008

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caseworker

a adult who thinks they can tell you who you are. and basically shit on you till you get out of the system or get a knew worker

friend 1:bro my caseworker sucks fat cock
friend 2:oh shes trying to control you again
friend 1:yeah

caseworker by anonymous March 16, 2021

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pieces of casework

Slang term for recreational drugs.

Dude I’ve dealt with just over 3,000 pieces of casework since April.

pieces of casework by anonymous October 21, 2022

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pieces of casework

Slang term for recreational drugs.

Dude I’ve dealt with just over 3,000 pieces of casework since April.

pieces of casework by anonymous October 21, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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