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Classwork 

Busy work that teachers make you do so they look like real teachers.
"what are you doing Fred?" "some classwork that Mr.Vest gave me."
Classwork by Veronica28 December 9, 2008

classwork 

A piece of paper with random words on it and that if you don't finish in one minute it'll be homework.
Teacher: "FINISH THAT CLASSWORK IN ONE MINUTE OR IT'S HOMEWORK!!!!"
classwork by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 5, 2017

glasscock 

1 - The name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a glass, penis-esque trophy. Thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 - A term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone's seen before.
B3tan 1 - www.yetisports.org
B3tan 2 - Wow..that is the epitome of glasscock.
glasscock by tr1nity December 7, 2004

Glasscock 

(Noun)
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.

(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.
(noun)
Man, I have a major glasscock right now.

(verb)
Ty: Hey dude, did you glasscock last night?
Cullen: Yeah, last night was messed up, after the first round I couldn't seem to keep it up; I was totally glasscocking.
Glasscock by Jorge Rex August 22, 2019

glasscock 

'Glasscock' specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a glass trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large cock.

However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.

Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.
Glasscock! You fail!!!
glasscock by Guinness2702 April 20, 2009

Gasworks 

A part of manchester near G-Mex and Deansgate where on mostly weekends and holidays scene,emo,mosher,goth and other random kids will be found in large groups usually drinking large amounts of alcopops such as Lambrini or Red Square and smoking cheap cigarrettes and maybe taking drugs.

When everyone is wasted off their face such things will happen such as crying over nothing, fights, rape, snogging people you just met and ocasionaly the odd ambulance or police car popping up.
Scene Kid 1 'OMG lets go gasworks and meet soandso from myspace'
Scene Kid 2 'Okayys! Lets buy some cherry lambrini and get wasted!'
Gasworks by oneofakind2212 January 18, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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