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clartide 

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.
"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."
clartide by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004

charitie 

She will appear shy or quiet if you don't know this girl, but once you get to know her she is the coolest, most talkative, fun friend to have! She is extremely loyal and sticks with her friends through thick and thin. She loves most things, but keeps a small circle. She's quiet if you know her, sweet if you're her friend, and insane if you're her best friend. And she's much stronger than she appears, so stay on her good side! #ShellFightForWhatSheLoves
Person 1: "Have you seen Charitie lately?"

Person 2: " yeah, we hung out yesterday. Charitie is deff a cool chick.

Person 1: Charitie is so fuckin pretty & doesn't even realize it!"
charitie by MommyOf3Ck March 14, 2017

Clarifize 

The issue was so important but difficult to understand, they decided to hold a meeting to clarifize it.
Clarifize by DaZmanBob October 8, 2011

Clarivel 

Clarivel will beat your ass but only if you deserve it. She is the most loyal friend you will ever have— so never forget it. Clarivel is the friend you call when you break up with your boyfriend because she always has your back. She is irrevocably your best partner in life. Force of nature. Not to be messed with. If you have her back she has yours, if not run for your life.
Ohhhh yaaa oh ya there’s Clarivel”
Clarivel by Grandmapanda December 15, 2018

claritijizzy fo' shizzy 

this means to smack an asian gas station attendee
i was at the jiffy lube and clclaritijizzy fo' shizzy that mofo
A drink made with gin, vermouth and Claritin. Gives you a nice buzz, and also helps clear up seasonal allergy symptoms.
I've been having a lousy day and my eyes are itching like crazy. Looks like it's time for a Claritini.
Claritini by Willis704 July 19, 2012