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clartide 

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.
"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."
clartide by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004

charitie 

She will appear shy or quiet if you don't know this girl, but once you get to know her she is the coolest, most talkative, fun friend to have! She is extremely loyal and sticks with her friends through thick and thin. She loves most things, but keeps a small circle. She's quiet if you know her, sweet if you're her friend, and insane if you're her best friend. And she's much stronger than she appears, so stay on her good side! #ShellFightForWhatSheLoves
Person 1: "Have you seen Charitie lately?"

Person 2: " yeah, we hung out yesterday. Charitie is deff a cool chick.

Person 1: Charitie is so fuckin pretty & doesn't even realize it!"
charitie by MommyOf3Ck March 14, 2017

Clarifize 

Clarifying something with extra emphasis.
The issue was so important but difficult to understand, they decided to hold a meeting to clarifize it.
Clarifize by DaZmanBob October 8, 2011

Clarivel 

Clarivel will beat your ass but only if you deserve it. She is the most loyal friend you will ever have— so never forget it. Clarivel is the friend you call when you break up with your boyfriend because she always has your back. She is irrevocably your best partner in life. Force of nature. Not to be messed with. If you have her back she has yours, if not run for your life.
“Ohhhh yaaa oh ya there’s Clarivel”
Clarivel by Grandmapanda December 15, 2018

claritijizzy fo' shizzy 

this means to smack an asian gas station attendee
i was at the jiffy lube and clclaritijizzy fo' shizzy that mofo
A drink made with gin, vermouth and Claritin. Gives you a nice buzz, and also helps clear up seasonal allergy symptoms.
I've been having a lousy day and my eyes are itching like crazy. Looks like it's time for a Claritini.
Claritini by Willis704 July 19, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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