consult

Verb. To provide a penis with please via mouth.

"After our date last night, that whore consulted me"

"boy, what I would give to get consulted right now"

"why don't you just go consult him and get it the hell over with"

by robcoreatthedisco18 March 4, 2009

Consult

A statement where you don’t know wether to take it as a compliment or insult

Friend: you look a roach
Me: that girl look like a roach
Friend: no she looks way worse than you

Me: I don’t know wether to take that as a insult or compliment aka a consult

by Lisee27 May 15, 2018

Consult Professor Hans Jerkov

To wank

When I'm got getting any, I consult Professor Hans Jerkov

by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010

consult the oracle

To type a word,phrase,question,or query in to google. To seek an answer via the search engine google.

"What time does the movie start?"
"I'm not sure...consult the oracle!"

"Hmmm ....I have a nasty rash...time to consult the oracle..."

by canuckchuck66 October 4, 2014

consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.

Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google

by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017

Consult the Wiki

The literal action of consulting wikia, on lack of knowledge or solution from a gaming source. Mostly said when a lore is involved in a video game, and the person reading such lore is confused. The person then 'Consults the Wiki' the game developers, or the player basis of that game has provided.

Game: The Dwarven Empire once sat along the coast of Torgona.
Player: "What's Torgona...? I must Consult the Wiki on the matter."

by Razam July 1, 2016

Consult my books

That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.

To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books

by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019