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J Clarked 

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.
I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.
J Clarked by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.
"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."
Clarked one up by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

Click-Clacked 

A euphamism for being shot. Can also be used towards onesself.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear that Tupac just got click-clacked? "
Guy 2: "Oh my God!"

Alt;

Guy 1: "I feel like click-clacking myself, dude. I can't take it anymore."
Guy 2: "Get some help, fam. You need it."
Click-Clacked by spiffsor March 4, 2018

Jordy Clarked 

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught
Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked
Jordy Clarked by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016
When someone is really, really, REALLY high or drunk. Auditory and visual functioning are impaired to comedic levels and the individual expresses a desire to stay in a place where other people want to leave OR leave a place where everyone is staying because the alcohol and drugs are impairing their thought processes and physical stability.
Jason Red was already clacked, but the Twerk Queen twerking on him pushed him over the edge and made him the party early. "I'm clacked! I got graduation tomorrow and I'm hungry."

Billy Blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (Zack Black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.
clacked by STH July 13, 2013
When a partner(s) in a group assignment makes you do all the work
I got clarked in this project
Clarked by sfuw February 25, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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