clarcked

To be not okay in the head.

E.g are you clarcked in the head

by Ibby r February 3, 2024

J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

Click-Clacked

A euphamism for being shot. Can also be used towards onesself.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear that Tupac just got click-clacked? "
Guy 2: "Oh my God!"

Alt;

Guy 1: "I feel like click-clacking myself, dude. I can't take it anymore."
Guy 2: "Get some help, fam. You need it."

by spiffsor March 4, 2018

Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught

Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016

clacked

When someone is really, really, REALLY high or drunk. Auditory and visual functioning are impaired to comedic levels and the individual expresses a desire to stay in a place where other people want to leave OR leave a place where everyone is staying because the alcohol and drugs are impairing their thought processes and physical stability.

Jason Red was already clacked, but the Twerk Queen twerking on him pushed him over the edge and made him the party early. "I'm clacked! I got graduation tomorrow and I'm hungry."

Billy Blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (Zack Black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.

by STH July 13, 2013

Clarked

When a partner(s) in a group assignment makes you do all the work

I got clarked in this project

by sfuw February 25, 2019