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J Clarked 

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.
I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.
J Clarked by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.
"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."
Clarked one up by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

Jordy Clarked 

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught
Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

clarkey cat 

A narcotic frequently mentioned in the satire television programme "Brass Eye"
"have you got any clarkey cat? I don't want to end up on a quack handle"
clarkey cat by John-O October 4, 2003
When a partner(s) in a group assignment makes you do all the work
I got clarked in this project
Clarked by sfuw February 25, 2019
To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)
Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.
clarked by anonymous April 19, 2005