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clarkedly

'Clarkedly' is the adverb that describes that annoying point when you think you've wiped your arse, but there's always more to go.
I thought I had finished wiping my arse but I had Clarkedly carry on until clean.
by Bazd October 27, 2017
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J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.
I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.
by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013
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Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.
"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."
by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013
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Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught
Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked
by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016
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clarkey cat

A narcotic frequently mentioned in the satire television programme "Brass Eye"
"have you got any clarkey cat? I don't want to end up on a quack handle"
by John-O October 4, 2003
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Clarked

When a partner(s) in a group assignment makes you do all the work
I got clarked in this project
by sfuw February 25, 2019
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clarked

To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)
Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.
by anonymous April 19, 2005
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