clapsie

The act in which one has a sexual encounter with a female and delivers the sacred mack.

AT A PARTY

Bobs: Bro I need to clapsie a girl tonight, there is some quality mack here
Davis: Go get it then stop being a puss.
T: ....
Gobs: Sees bobs in the corner with a girl----> Yee bobs, clapsie her boy

by lyricmaster26 October 22, 2019

clapslepsia

The condition when some one is unable to clap along with a beat or rhythm.

Kenneth never claps at concerts anymore, because his friends would make fun of his clapslepsia.

by murfsurf April 25, 2010

Clapsterbate

When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.

Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.

by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009

Clapster

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).

That guy looks like a real clapster.

by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018

Classie

Classy taken to the extreme. When someone is going above and beyond it's occasionally necessary to denote their actions with the "classie" label. Also useful for sarcastic remarks.

The tux and sunglasses combo that he was wearing could only be described as classie

He threw up after the first shot, then stripped when he actually got drunk....so classie

by Benischeck302 September 7, 2010

Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016

Clappies

Clappies are another term for booty, or a big ass

Me to the homie: damn, you shoulda saw the girl I bagged, she had some serious clappies

Or:

“Damn, that girls got some clappies on her”

by UnknxwnC January 23, 2020