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The Crappies 

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.
Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
The Crappies by Gritty42 October 24, 2011
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The expression “Cappiest” is the superlative adjective degree of the noun “cap”.

It is basically the superior lie (The most cap)
Jerry getting some bitches is the cappiest thing I’ve ever heard.
cappiest by Cock connoisseur June 25, 2022

Cleppies 

You are so cleppies. Haha you got cleppies!
Cleppies by Cleppie's lover November 1, 2019
The Cappies is an award ceremony similar to the Tony's but for High School Theatre.
High Schools in certain areas of the US and now Canada, sign up one of their plays or musicals during a school year for Cappie critics to come. Then they follow certain guide lines for the production. At the end of the school year, the critics vote on the different shows for different awards. Then there is a big gala where the awards are presented and excerpts from some of the shows are preformed.
-Wow! That kid was soo good in (school's Play->)_________, they should totally win the Cappie for best play!
-That school's production should win a lot of Cappies at the gala
Cappies by Andrea June 18, 2006
A mixture of clamidia and herpes. You should clap after saying this.
Person 1: LOLOLOL you have clapies! *clap clap*
Person 2: Ok......
clapies by Laura03232 December 24, 2007

clappiness 

A slang term for applause or clapping
It causes clappiness
clappiness by Baskethany March 5, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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