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Clapsexual 

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!
- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!
Clapsexual by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016
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chansexual 

Only Attracted to the best leader BangChan of a kpop group Stray Kids.
random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
chansexual by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

cansexual 

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual
in the end, we are all cansexual
cansexual by exodus. c. April 17, 2022
Emilywhat’s your sexuality
Me’Im chasexual’
Emily’Oh’
Chasexual by Chaselover April 29, 2020

corpsexual 

Having sexual feelings for Lena Luthor Corp
Are you Corpsexual?Because I am
corpsexual by Factsss_x December 30, 2020

Chansexual 

Only being in love with Bang Chan from kpop group Stray Kids. And That's on OI FELIX
Person 1: omg that guy is totally in love with you

Person 2: oof, well I'm chansexual
Chansexual by Minji Joo September 28, 2020

clopsexual 

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)
Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)
clopsexual by lwils April 8, 2016