Claus 

The closest a person can get to God. A Claus is usually someone with a large penis, very attractive, etc. He is the best in everything, and nothing or no one can compare to him.

Man, I wish I was a Claus.

Claus by Dr. Who's Seuss November 8, 2010

claus 

Where do I even start on this one.... Claus is DA FLIPPING MAN OF GOD. He is also the most random person that exists nowadays. Here is how it all began: Claus decided to leave his non-random followers, and here is how it went:

Follower #1: Where is Claus?

Follower #2: He is flying into outer space.

Follower #1: WHAT? He bought a rocket?

Follower #2: No, he's been building one.
(I love you if you get the reference)

And that is how how Claus took his two wives, his children and his goat Clausishia and flew away. After countless nights he reached a very random looking planet in the Milky Way. The Clasanian family landed there and realised that it was a very random country with very random people living there. Since Claus is basically a millionaire, he built somewhere around 400000 bridges there so that everyone would have a place to stay. He sold his rocket and bought a bunch of cardboard boxes for his family. That very same day, the Clausanian family got robbed and were left with nothing. And that is how they ended up living under the Clausanian bridges. However, the people found Claus attractive, and made him their CEO. Claus named the planet after him, and it became the Random Land Of Clausania. And that is how Claus became CLAUS-THE-RANDOM-MAN-OF-GOD.

Clauser #1: Do you believe in the power of Claus?
Clauser #2: Of course, I mean he is the absolute man of God!

claus by Random Claus May 28, 2020

claus 

verb to hit another man in the genitals

pronunciation rhymes with house

Tom: Dude!!!! you totally got claused

claus by heythatsmybike September 10, 2006

Claus 

claus is a very weird dude, he doesnt like kids but hes a highschool teacher anyways.
CLAUS IS ANnoying

person 1: omg is that a claus?
person 2: yes run

Claus by Niels123<3akamaja June 2, 2021

Claus 

To Claus is to steal or rob.

Nico Claused Ostin's Pencil Case

Claus by Ostin Bregon June 14, 2022

Claus von Douchenburg

A word-play off Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.

Whatever Claus von Douchenburg

Claus von Douchenburg by snyper84 August 26, 2009

Claus file 

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.

"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."

Claus file by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011