claust 

being very drunk

"I was so claust on my 21st that I stole a traffic cone"

claust by volleyball_girl94 June 19, 2017

claust 

really drunk

Can't wait to get claust this weekend

claust by littlewhitelies June 19, 2017

Claust 

What happens when you drink a lot of alcohol.

Hey Mike what are you doing tomorrow night?

Going out and getting claust

Claust by littlewhitelies June 19, 2017

claust 

plastered, fucked up

That party last night was wild. I was pretty claust

claust by oystermoon June 19, 2017

Clapstain 

Derogatory term implying trashiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, and total worthlessness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race and gender.

Hey Ashley, why don't you eat my pussy sandwich, you hotel mattress clapstain?

Clapstain by MomFatale September 29, 2011

claustrobody 

An intense uncomfortable feeling of one's body being smothered in coverings, triggering an equally intense desire to free oneself from the excessive layers.

"We were driving along when she started tearing at the neck of her jumper. She had claustrobody."

claustrobody by wirby January 31, 2010

on claus 

Similarly to "on god" this term is used to emphasis the truth and to express the fact that the individual will not be on the naughty list for lying. The term is most commonly used during the holiday seasons.

the day dipdop drops a wizard in amish its gonna be an austin powers tier piss and thats on claus

on claus by hossman_jago November 6, 2019