...but I only brought 'em 5 and stuck his ass for 3...do you think that clampit 'd sick his goons on me?
by crazymike December 14, 2004
Did you know that Billy is a clampit.
by Alex November 23, 2004
by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004
by Cathal1982 May 16, 2018
When you make a multi million dollar Company whilst Making a family by having a threesome with your brother and sister during Christmas. This action is usually done in Zürich with the help of a Cat café, gay porn, latex, cat henti and Multiple war crimes.
Dude, I just totally clampitted my Ex!!
I was clampitting my ex when my mother entered and joined in!!
I was clampitting my ex when my mother entered and joined in!!
by Agar_Willson December 12, 2022
When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.
He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 03, 2022
Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,
by The sesh king 2018 January 28, 2019