Definitions by crazymike

clampit 

Ass-backward redneck white people; usu. used by African-Americans when refering to same.

...but I only brought 'em 5 and stuck his ass for 3...do you think that clampit 'd sick his goons on me?

clampit by crazymike December 13, 2004

QFT 

QUOTED FOR TRUTH

Used on internet forums when quoting someone with similar views as yours.

Originaly quoted by mike27
cosco is a great place to buy bulk tinfoil for making hats. Make sure you stock up as the govn't is done with project Nick Berg and will be moving on to project brain wash.


QFT

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QFT by Crazymike June 22, 2004

mistress push 

A shitty ass Day of Defeat server filled with noobs like.. "BoTk" clan members.

Avoid at all costs.

mistress push by CrazyMike August 28, 2003

family 

The close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. Usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.

"You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. Unless you kill them, marry somebody and procreate to start a new one."

family by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

crapola 

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"

crapola by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

Fugly

Alternatively, in my view it can mean "fat and ugly".

"I drank too much last night and woke up to something fugly."

Fugly by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

nu-metal 

New genre of metal that sprung up out of the MTV culture in the late 90's. Typically is associated with whiny singers claiming their life sucks with their millions of dollars and slutty groupies. Such nu-metal acts include Limp Bizkit and System of a Down.

"I picked up a guitar for the first time and was offered a contract to form a nu-metal band."

nu-metal by CrazyMike February 10, 2003