Usually a middle aged or senior citizen white dude. In some cases, the cis white is young because they are the offspring of another cis white. In the U.S., a cis white male typically works for the
government, law enforcement, or some position of power that allows them to give orders that they themselves are “too good for.” Generally, a cis white lacks common sense and empathy, and the stern communication that they are capable of is centered around accomplishments. They do not consider other
people’s feelings or time of
day. They make demands, requests, or rules that are inconvenient, absurd, or demeaning, presenting like a
small dose of autism. Similarly to an energy
vampire, they feed off
people following their orders; if you are in the same room as a cis white it is expected behavior that the cis white will confront you on what you are doing, and most certainly will follow up with some order, immediately and without fail. Without someone or something to dominate, the cis white (male) will become agitated or lose their fuckin mind like some Alzheimer’s patient. They often stir the chaos, thicken the plot, or possibly cause a scene that is flavorless and drags on. Most notably, the cis white manifests
pure absurdity because they are essentially the most
useless and the most powerful.
“Did you hear about that new cis white law?”
-Yes, I can’t believe they banned
abortion“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’
re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”
-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…
If you or a loved
one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.
