Straight Cis White Male

People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.

Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."

by PhatCoochieLips May 30, 2020

Wallet

Men, AKA easily replaceable accessories.

"Women aren't funny"
"Neither are men"
"H-HUMOR IS SUBJECTIVE, DISHWASHER"
"Why am I surrounded by fucking wallets"

by PhatCoochieLips June 11, 2020