*driver turns right*
passenger: WTF ARE YOU DOING?! everyone knows the freeway is quicker
driver: yeah that's why there's so much
traffic on the freeway!
passenger: wtf! you're a
dumbass, you should've gone on the freeway we're gonna be so late now
driver: i'm sick of
always having a cargument with you on the way to parties, we're going home!!