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circumtato 

cutting off your boyfriends foreskin with a potato peeler
i gave my boyfriend a circumtato last night, the ultimate masochism!
circumtato by clixed babe August 14, 2010
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Circumtuitous 

A description for the scenario where a person becomes progressively worse at an activity due to frustration and repetition.

See also: salty and tilted
Chris is becoming circumtuitous at playing War Thunder
Circumtuitous by UghMcUgh March 5, 2020

circumstatus 

Noun, the official classification of a man's penis. e.g. circumcised or uncircumcised
Example 1:
Boyfriend: "At the pub tonight some guy used me as a human shield while he dipped his todger in his mate's pint. Then he gave it to his friend to drink."
Girlfriend: "OMG, was he circumcised?"
Boyfriend: "I didn't look that closely! Why does his circumstatus matter?!"

Example 2:
Girl #1: "So, I hooked up with this totally hot guy at a club this weekend... he was Italian!"
Girl #2: "Really? I've heard about European men.. what was his circumstatus?"
circumstatus by IanDC July 18, 2011

circumsatio 

Performing the act of fellatio on a circumsized penis, a convenient act because the head is exposed and ready for lips and tongue.
Most jews receive circumsatio.
circumsatio by jewdawg February 9, 2005

bussing circulator 

Another term for a bus circle. Like a regular bus circle but a more circular one.
"Excuse me, transportation is requesting whoever parked their Escalade in the bussing circulator that it be moved. Thank you."

Charm City Circulator 

A sexual act in which the insertive partner stands and the receptive partner is strapped to a wheel of death. As the receptive partner spins around, his or her mouth comes in contact with the insertive partner's genitalia and oral sex is performed, albeit intermittently.
Didjya hear she gave Poe a Charm City Circulator last night? She was so dizzy from spinning she passed out!

circumsation 

Verb. To cut a conversation short- specifically pertaining to male genitalia, e.g. Penises.
I performed a circumsation when she couldn't stope talking about the size of his dick.
circumsation by Kevroberts December 9, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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