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Circumtuitous 

A description for the scenario where a person becomes progressively worse at an activity due to frustration and repetition.

See also: salty and tilted
Chris is becoming circumtuitous at playing War Thunder
Circumtuitous by UghMcUgh March 5, 2020

circumstatus 

Noun, the official classification of a man's penis. e.g. circumcised or uncircumcised
Example 1:
Boyfriend: "At the pub tonight some guy used me as a human shield while he dipped his todger in his mate's pint. Then he gave it to his friend to drink."
Girlfriend: "OMG, was he circumcised?"
Boyfriend: "I didn't look that closely! Why does his circumstatus matter?!"

Example 2:
Girl #1: "So, I hooked up with this totally hot guy at a club this weekend... he was Italian!"
Girl #2: "Really? I've heard about European men.. what was his circumstatus?"
circumstatus by IanDC July 18, 2011

circumsatio 

Performing the act of fellatio on a circumsized penis, a convenient act because the head is exposed and ready for lips and tongue.
Most jews receive circumsatio.
circumsatio by jewdawg February 9, 2005

bussing circulator 

Another term for a bus circle. Like a regular bus circle but a more circular one.
"Excuse me, transportation is requesting whoever parked their Escalade in the bussing circulator that it be moved. Thank you."

Charm City Circulator 

A sexual act in which the insertive partner stands and the receptive partner is strapped to a wheel of death. As the receptive partner spins around, his or her mouth comes in contact with the insertive partner's genitalia and oral sex is performed, albeit intermittently.
Didjya hear she gave Poe a Charm City Circulator last night? She was so dizzy from spinning she passed out!

circumsation 

Verb. To cut a conversation short- specifically pertaining to male genitalia, e.g. Penises.
I performed a circumsation when she couldn't stope talking about the size of his dick.
circumsation by Kevroberts December 9, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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