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Circumtuitous 

A description for the scenario where a person becomes progressively worse at an activity due to frustration and repetition.

See also: salty and tilted
Chris is becoming circumtuitous at playing War Thunder
Circumtuitous by UghMcUgh March 5, 2020

circumphobia

The new father had circumphobia so unfortunately he was unable to witness his infant son's circumcision.

circumtato 

cutting off your boyfriends foreskin with a potato peeler
i gave my boyfriend a circumtato last night, the ultimate masochism!
circumtato by clixed babe August 14, 2010

Circumshitty 

The removal of one's Anus.
This is not usually done but in modern times is actually used to filter out the weak in a group chat.
Person A: "Hey, want a circumshitty?"
Person B: "What in the fuck is that?"
Person B is banned from the Group Chat
Circumshitty by Peepsil November 13, 2022

circumshitty 

When someone has no asshole
Did you hear John got a circumshitty
circumshitty by Silver69420 November 14, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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