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circles jerk 

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.
circles jerk by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018
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Circles jerk 

When you beat off to geometry. Not to be confused with circle jerk.
Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
Circles jerk by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk 

A gathering of people pretending that they are intelligent and congratulating each other for it.
Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.

Academic Circle Jerk 

When a group’s discussion of concepts and ideas start to overwhelm the thought process that you ultimately end up just standing around stroking the other people's egos and accomplishing nothing.
We discussed rubrics, a list of criteria for grading student’s work, until we discussed ourselves into an academic circle jerk.
Academic Circle Jerk by 2bitHack78 November 21, 2010

circle jerk 

The act of constantly sharing the same opinion in a forum full of people who are obviously known to have the same opinion as yours, therefor granting you free upvotes to said opinion, while gathering downvotes to anyone that opposes you on the matter
Good examples:
The atheist section of Reddit
League of Legends' Boards

Any sort of 9Gag picture that goes against consoles/Frozen/Christianity

Nearly any website that governs itself through up and downvotes, and inevitably estabilishes "approved" opinions, which leads to the formation of a circle jerk

tijuana circle jerk 

Like a regular circle jerk, but with a donkey in the middle. Last one to cum on the donkey gets fucked by the donkey.
Last Friday, I went to Mexico, and for five dollars, I participated in a tijuana circle jerk. Thank God I didn't finish last.

Circle Jerk Chicken 

The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the pit and masterbate, battering the chicken with jizz and at times, spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.
Tourist: What is today's special?
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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