The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional
fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the
pit and masterbate, battering the chicken with
jizz and at times, spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.
Tourist: What is
today's special?
Jamaican:
Truss mi maan, you waan
dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!