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a person that loves nature, candies a green person most likely a softie, could be mean but nice and is very adorable
whoah that person is such a ciotle”
ciotle by gibberishperson August 21, 2020
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When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.
A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....
Chotles by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011

Cintlebrate 

It's a verb, to describe a state of mind and an action that comes with it. One can also cintlebrate without any aditional movements. This state or action combines the following: celebrating + integrating + calibrating = cintlebrating.

As a new age human one understands that celebration is a natural state of mind to discover from within.
Integration is a process to seek connectedness, truth and meaning behind several or all things around.
Calibrating states an ongoing process of adapting onesell, trying out what is found out on yourself, becoming what you know or getting to know.

So cintlebrating is like meditating just way better.
-What are you doing?
-I'm cintlebrating.

John walked into the room. All looked new - things, few unfamiliar people glancing at him. So he started to cintlebrate - he took katana out and by adapting to surroundings, still thinking what he can use in the room, jumped on the table and kicked plate with hot soup at one of the strangers. All was did with joy.. and that was just the begining of his everyday adventure.

Diana had a lot of events yesterday: was shopping, been to seminar, then went to some hobby club, from there few visited a place to dance. So this morning she sat on the pillow cintlebrating - remembering things and integrating those experiences into her life, adapting (calibrating) herself to the new her. All done with a slight smile.
Cintlebrate by Vaidas Sarce January 14, 2012
1.
a.Extraordinary intellectual and creative power.
2. a.Capable of extraordinary mental processes, such as extrasensory perception and mental telepathy.
Cistle is extraordinary intellectual when it comes to being intellectual.
Cistle by Crystal December 11, 2003
n. A cat that looks like Hitler.
"Dude my friend has a citler."
Citler by Andriznles & MC Derf July 29, 2006
the small strip of skin that attaches your dick to your nuts
don't get your chotle caught in your zipper
chotle by nunya April 21, 2003
Predicate Adjective. Used to describe anyone inept or bad at wrecking/burning others specifically friends and people who deserve it.
Man, Alex is so citle. I'm almost embarrassed to be around him.
Citle by DevNexus June 14, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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