cinemacity

When a person wants to express a feeling of either praise of disapproval to a movie, they must first rate its 'cinemacity', basically how cinematic it is.

These stupid film directors have tried to use too much cinemacity. Douchebags.

cinemacity by gs1994 March 2, 2009

Oh the cinemanity

Exclaimed when a disastrous event has occurred in a movie.

Guy1: What did I miss?
Guy2: James' family was brutally slaughtered by the zombies and he had to leave his wife and child for dead in the attic to barely survive.
Guy1: Oh the cinemanity!

Oh the cinemanity by Arran23 July 28, 2010

crime against cinemanity 

(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)

noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).

The political refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.

crime against cinemanity by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019

crime against cinemanity 

(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)

noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).

The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.

crime against cinemanity by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019