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When you have a good job and you get offered a better job. Then after 1 week in the new job, you get told you do not have this job anymore and your old job is also taken now, and you have to bitch it out in a even WORSE job.
Why does Charles work as a janitor ? Didn't he get promised a promotion?

Well, he got cimon'd
cimon'd by Frishka22 February 6, 2014
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Cmon darling 🍬 

A word a boy would say when talking to a girl in a flirty way .
Her : wife me ?
Him :cmon darling 🍬
Cmon darling 🍬 by Fay1256 February 24, 2020
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cemon demon 

a person who loves to suck the cum off of my magic stick
man that girls is a cum guzzlin cemon demon
cemon demon by brook April 10, 2004

cmon dev 

When you crash into a car without lookin.
Hey watch what your doin aw cmon dev.
cmon dev by sticky90 August 8, 2006

Cmon Dewd 

The saying "Cmon Dewd" is used for a purpose of if someone does something dumb, or someone does something out of pocket and you gotta say like "Cmon Dewd" as in like be for real or like stop acting funny.

Creator of saying: Zinx
Someone: I'M GAY
Me: Cmon dewd. Lock In.
Cmon Dewd by Definitely Zinx April 22, 2025

Dan K-9 Cion 

the best mixed martial artist to come out of farmingdale,NY ever aka the man with dynamite in his hands aka Killa K-9, master of the cion bomb.
guy1: dude did you see that he just got smashed up!

guy2: yeah man he got to meet Dan K-9 Cion and the cion bomb lol
Dan K-9 Cion by thelastreckless1 August 1, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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