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Chunkmistress 

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A girl who is overweight to obese, and likes to go on nights out. The victim of a chunkmistress usually has to be incredibly trashed unless they have a preference for larger girls. Pulling a chunkmistress is for most men a very humiliating experience and one which may cause nightmares and result in prolonged pisstakes.
A chunkmistress can be found at most if not all clubs throughout the world, they rarely cause problems outside the drinking arena. They are identifiable principally by their weight which renders them unpullable by sober standards. they are more often than not ugly and with domineering personalities.
Fucking hell I had some dancefloor action with a chunkmistress but didn't go all the way, thank fuck.
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What the fuck were you doing with that bloated chunkmistress last night? hahahahaha
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Man1: Hey remember that night you fucked that chunkmistress? she was fucking hanging
Man2: Oh shut the fuck up, I don't wanna talk about it alright?
Chunkmistress by beastos January 15, 2010

chunkster 

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A chubby girl who if it weren't for her girth would be very attractive.
"Yo, is that chick in your Econ class cute?"
"Kinda, but she's a total chunkster."
"Who cares dude! Tap that shit."
chunkster by Robespierre Peck November 3, 2009

Chunkster 

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My dog is fucking fat so I call him a chunkster, that's it.
Person 1: Chunkster
Dog: bark (why must you hurt me in this way)
Chunkster by killerkillerhippos November 1, 2020

Chunkmeister 

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A stout person, of a chunky nature.
He's the Chunkmeister.
Chunkmeister by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012

Designated Crunkmaster 

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1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.

Chinkmaster 

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The high holy of students/players/pimps, who have or are attending a gifted and talented school.
"Haha, the chinkmaster is such a stud. Look at him smooth talk the ladys and spread rummors. It's too bad he can't hold a chew though"
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