Chunkster

My dog is fucking fat so I call him a chunkster, that's it.

Person 1: Chunkster
Dog: bark (why must you hurt me in this way)

by killerkillerhippos November 1, 2020

Chunkster

A rather chunky individual.

Harry: That lad's a right chunkster.

by DefinitelyNotHarry September 16, 2018

Chunkster

A golfer who frequently miss hits the golf ball, taking huge amounts of turf in the process.

After stubbing a pitching wedge 10 yards on his approach to the green, my buddy says “nice shot Chunkster”

by H.Munster February 1, 2023

chunkster

A chubby girl who if it weren't for her girth would be very attractive.

"Yo, is that chick in your Econ class cute?"
"Kinda, but she's a total chunkster."
"Who cares dude! Tap that shit."

by Robespierre Peck November 3, 2009

chunkster

one who's extreme cellulite forces you to throw up any contents you may be holding in your stomach

You're such a fucking chunkster! I wish you would stop wearing short shorts so I could have my appetite back.

by Briannica November 27, 2004

Stinky chunkster

Go down on her…start spinning - open her lips- puke inside. Stuff a sock in there and wait until the next day to open it up

Dude James- you were fucked up last night, what happened to you?

I went and gave Sabrina a stinky chunkster and then fell asleep outside in the bushes.

Damn man, no way, I was wondering what happened to your other sock.

by Dcheesey March 19, 2022