chulanga Share definition Flag 1. A type of mexican burrito with cat crap and green sauce, often made to satisfy those recovering from a hangover. A: When he wakes up sometime tommorow we should make him a chulanga, he'll down it in no time. chulanga by oreeeo June 12, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the chulanga mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch