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Arctic Chokey 

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.
She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.
Related Words
chukey • chuke • Chuney • churkey • chubey • chuey • Chakey • chokey • Chugey • chugeye
A cross between a chicken and a monkey.
Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!
Chunkey by Puzzball May 16, 2006

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
Chokey pokey bum wank by swordy January 17, 2013
A somewhat dated British slang word to describe a prison.
For nicking the car, bob faced two years in chokey.
chokey by David Tosslehoff December 2, 2004
This is a strong vodka drink. This drink can be made with kool aid or country time lemonade. Mix vodka, kool aid and water (from a lake or river that has been purified). This is a camping drink when weight is an issue and everything must be backpacked in. It can be made very sweet by just adding more mix. This drink was made famous by an ex Green Bay Packer in a hot tube with a young girl. This drink should always be served in a Nalgene bottle and shaken not stirred.
Krust could you mix me up another Chuey. I need to get my drink on.
Chuey by popabigballz July 13, 2010
A now very common word used to describe a mix between the commonly associated chav and pikey. It is a mix between a tracksuit wearing townie and a caravan selling gypsy, sometimes also known as a townsy.
chikey: "yar right mate bin selling stuff like fake gold rings an shit, bin gr8 ya bellend.""fancy a game'a coooinsss mate, diked..."
chikey by NC Hammer May 5, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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