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National Chuck Day 

This day on February 19th is dedicated to the dashing boy in your class named Chuck. We must all celebrate Chuck on this day and throw a party.
Hey guys it’s National Chuck Day today let’s throw a party for Chuck.

national chunky monkey day 

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

Chuck Some Cheese At A Chav Day (UK) 

A event that occurs on the 2nd of December in the United Kingdom. Basically, you throw some cheese at a chavvy person.
Yo Johnny - it’s Chuck Some Cheese At A Chav Day!”

“Yay!”
Chuck Some Cheese At A Chav Day (UK)

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day 

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026