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Chub-out 

A Term
Where a male grows a (half-flaccid & half-erect) penis when a female accidentally brushes her ass cheeks against a man's crotch in the workplace.
Yeah dude, I bumped into Ashley in the hall and her ass rub against my dick.

I had a "Chub-out".
Chub-out by MileDriver January 10, 2014
Related Words

chub it out 

Eating more than you need to. Kind of like pigging out.
I could've had a salad, but decided to chub it out and go with a burger + fries instead.

chub it out 

Upon a disagreement between two men. Its when two guys stick penis tips together, the first guy who gets a chub loses and is gay
Man 1: Football is the best sport in the world.

Man 2: No way, hockey is way better.

Man 1: I challenge you to chub it out.

Man 2: I accept.

(Chub out commences and Man 1 produces a slight boner first.)

Therefore Man 1 is wrong and is also gay.
chub it out by man 3 September 16, 2013

Chub one out 

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.
Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.
Chub one out by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026