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chrysandra 

Chrysandra is the most hilarious, intelligent, and beautiful girl I know. If you know a Chrysandra, always cherish her, as she is an unforgettable dream.
I hear Ezra Koenig proposed to Chrysandra.
chrysandra by turtlelover445 November 13, 2013

Chryssanthe 

Chrysanthe’s are the nicest people you will ever meet. Their art skills are always on point and they are some of the happiest souls ever. They are obsessed with food shopping and will buy up the whole bodega if it has anything sweet related. They make the best friends a person could ask for and nobody is better than Chrysanthe.
Woody: You are such an amazing friend, Chryssanthe
Chryssanthe by Petra Douvalakis October 16, 2019

Chrysanthe 

The most radiant & stunningly beautiful woman (inside and out) that this world has ever known.

The perfect friend and soul mate. She will blow you away from the day you meet her till the day you die. She will never let you down.

Chrysanthe is one of a kind, an Angel to which there is no Parrallel.
I would be nothing at all without Chrysanthe
perfect friend beautiful divine angel soul mate
Chrysanthe by WifeySL February 2, 2010

chrysanthemum 

A prevailing and pervasive Chinese slang referring to the asshole since their verisimilar figures. Firstly used on the web by slash fans then went householding across the country due to its subtly, vividity and artistry that suits both refined and popular tastes. Usually used between boys when badinaging and mostly strongly relating to an anal sex, which is a form of sex often happens between gays. The most famous collocation is to "explode one's chysanthemum" which means to shove a penis, a dildo, a cob or whatever it is into someone's asshole and get it bloody as a result.
My chrysanthemum itches.
I'm gonna get your chrysanthemum imploded.
Wash your chrysanthemum and wait.
chrysanthemum by Sultry Duckling October 11, 2010

chrysanthi 

A cool asss friend who will always be there when you are down and a greek meaning for flower
Chrysanthi you are the bestest friend in the world

chrishawna 

She is tough and thick with a beautiful smile and has been hurt but loves hard and has 3 emotions happy horny and anger cause she will kill a bitch about you and including you and is liable to spit on you
Is that chrishawna?
chrishawna by 3t b.c requests December 28, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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