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Chronosexual 

Not strictly bisexual but attracted to members of both genders depending on the time and situation. Behavior usually occurs when attempts to engage with the desired gender have failed. Typically examples include straight men who will go gay after a few drinks at a predominantly male venue; gay men who will embrace a girl because there is no better option i.e. other gay men in their presence; girls who kiss other girls for male attention.
Guy I: "Well, all the cute girls have left. Wanna fool around?"
Guy II: "Dude... sorry... not a chronosexual."
Guy I: "Man I'm way off schedule tonight."
Chronosexual by Rich Owl Rase August 12, 2009
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cirnosexual 

sexual identity of someone who has sexual desire for the ice fairy cirno from the series of video game and manga touhou project
did you know that joe is cirnosexual, what a loser

chromosexual 

A chromosexual is a person who rides a motorcycle and tries to put every piece of chrome available on their bike. Also a person who will spend thousands of dollars on chrome parts for their bike, and little or nothing on maintenance. It is better to look good, than to run good.
Person 1: "That boy is such a chromosexual. I am suprised that he hasn't had his seat chromed yet."

Person 2: "I know, $20,000 worth of chrome, and it still won't start......"
chromosexual by Dave_d January 22, 2007

chomosexual 

Child molester. From chomo; CH ild MO lester.
"Put that chomosexual in agseg with the rest of the faggots before he gets his ass beat."
chomosexual by Copper_head December 31, 2007

chocosexual 

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate
1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.
chocosexual by nervedoc December 5, 2010

cholosexual

A gay Mexican gangster, from the combination of homosexual and cholo.
That fag in the wife-beater is a cholosexual.
cholosexual by Dave K. October 4, 2008

chocosexual 

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate
1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.
chocosexual by nervedoc December 5, 2010
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