chron life 

a male who generally lives life off of marijuana and does not go to work (generally mcdicks) unless being under the influence of chron (marijuana) Individuals such as Cory Reimer or Truffel are to be considered Chron lifes.

"duude look at that chron life walk around tellin people theyre "sick" and beatin off in random corners"

chron life by jolust May 30, 2006

Chrondiferous 

A word used to describe an object in it's prime or pinnacal of perfection, or better than any other.

Holy smokes, this bag of weed is chrondiferous!

Chrondiferous by JM_FM January 13, 2009

Chroniferous jones 

Reference to marijuana. Male version to Mary Jane

Let us go smoke that chroniferous Jones

Chroniferous jones by hghg July 21, 2007

Chronline 

1) The sort of individual who is chronically online (term is a portmanteau of said words). The type of person who is told to "touch grass". More broadly, a person who bought into the "Don't believe everything you see or hear from thuh Mee Di Yuh as represented by people who I disagree with & instead believe everything you see and hear from the laptop box as controlled by my sociopolitical ethos and people who think exactly like I do. The computer sites aren't thuh Mi D Yah. Don't listen to rich, famous Hollywood elite celebs. Listen to rich, famous podcasters." gambit grift.

2) A person whose mind has been turned to gristle by the internet
3) A human being, typically male and victim-radicalized, who doesn't read books. Regardless of how much time they spend on the internet.

"Daytraun turned into a total chronline since his cousin was killed by those black cops and he saw people dogging his race all over 9gag."
"Bro, he fell down the deep pipeline. Now all he talks about his how the feminazis are out to get him & how the gay agenda destroys his community."
"At least he ordered 5 KJV Bible study guides from Amazon that he doesn't read."
"Well there's that."

Chronline by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025