Invented in 1984 by a haggard carny. A corn dog with pieces of "
Chronic" or
weed dipped into the batter.
It is the only thing that you
will ever eat that makes you MORE hungry after eating it.
Skyler was working the tilt-a-whirl. However, he was working the
food booth before that and he ate six chron
dogs.
He was hella toasted and forgot to stop the ride. Everybody hurled massive chucks.