Christory (Noun): The study of the documented life of Christine / Christopher Weston Chandler, also known as Chris Chan. Debatable the most documented person on the internet, Chris Chan has an extensive and rich lore which is still studied to this day by Christorians (Historians who study Chris Chan history). Christorians still document and catalogue Christory to this day.
A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.
Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.