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Chrisraven 

A guy that is silent but a kink, looks like Bruno Mars and is good with computers and unlocking phones.
Girl 1: Who is Chrisraven?
Girl 2: Idk some kid that looks like Bruno Mars, but is an insane butt grabber
Chrisraven by horchatalover July 11, 2011

ChrisMoment 

Chrismoment can mean dimensionally anything, for example eating and playing video games or staying home to play games instead of going to work or school could be considered a Chrismoment. Though, anything that relatively connects with Chris is a "ChrisMoment".
"I stay home all day and play Roblox"

"You are such a ChrisMoment dude"
ChrisMoment by Ih8Chris October 14, 2022

chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'
it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
chrismahanukwanzakah by Max December 4, 2004

Chrismahanukwanzaa 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.
A: Merry Christmas!
B: I dont celebrate Christmas.
A: Well happy Chrismahanukwanzaa. Now stop being a downer, I'm clearly just trying to spread the good spirit of the holidays, douche.

Bean a Chrisman 

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

chrismahanakwanzakah 

a word used to describe all winter holidays and be politically correct at the same time
have a happy chrismahanakwanzakah!