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chrismahanakwanzaka 

Politics politics politics...You just can't say Merry Christmas anymore, we have to be politically correct and address everyone's frickin' holiday! So here it is, cover all bases with this: Merry, Happy, whatever the hell you celebrate, Chrismahanakwanazaka Beeotch!
Are they Jewish, Christian, or African? Don't know? Say this: Merry Chrismahanakwanzaka!
chrismahanakwanzaka by MACLOVER January 2, 2008
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chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'
it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
chrismahanukwanzakah by Max December 4, 2004

Chrismahanukwanzaa 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.
A: Merry Christmas!
B: I dont celebrate Christmas.
A: Well happy Chrismahanukwanzaa. Now stop being a downer, I'm clearly just trying to spread the good spirit of the holidays, douche.

Christmahanakwanzaka 

An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one big non-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.
Hey Bob, Happy Christmahanakwanzaka!

Christmahanakwanzika 

The combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. This way no one feels left out and and you dont have to worry bout what you say every time you meet someone.

definitely better than sayin 'Happy Holidays'
Tony: 'merry christmas'
Tom: 'Dude, im jewish!"
Tony: "o shit, merry christmahanakwanzika then'

chrismahanakwanzakah 

a word used to describe all winter holidays and be politically correct at the same time
have a happy chrismahanakwanzakah!

chrismahanukwanzaakah 

An amalgam of the three most famous winter holidays, first used in Virgin Mobile commercials during the 2004 holiday season. Used to express the coming together of people of all different religious beliefs, and in phrases as a modern but still PC alternative to the classic "Happy Holidays."
Happy Chrismahanukwanzaakah to you!
chrismahanukwanzaakah by Andy January 31, 2005
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