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it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one bignon-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.
A term invented by myself to cover all religious "holidays" (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan) in one fell swoop (except for Winter Solstice, of course, and until I get turned into a frog by the Druids, then it's not on my list of things to do).
Happy Chrismahannukwanzadan, everyone! Enjoy your presents and/or fasting and/or reflection on your heritage and/or kosher feast!
It's ok if you're a Muslim, a Christian, or a Jew.
It's ok if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do.
An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation.