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chriselin 

Chriselin's are the person's you should have in your life. At first they might seem kinda crazy but once you get to know them they are the most caring person's ever and the level of happiness they have is pretty high. Just don't piss them off or else they might throw a tantrum,
But if that happens just give them sometime to calm down and they will be happy again.
Chriselin's are kinda awesome.
chriselin by Rumi! June 9, 2021
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chrisevanssexual 

“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”
chrisevanssexual by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021

Chiselicious 

Extremely physically toned; have or having abnormally deep ridges delineating individual muscles and/or insane muscle definition due to exceptionally low body fat.

Usually the result of an individuals obsession with vanity and subsequent over-exercising and maintenance of an outrageously-low-fat, and possibly unhealthy, diet.
"Mike exercises soo much, dude, and all he eats are salads and kebabs. Is he crazy?"

"No, son. He just wants to be chiselicious for the summer."
Chiselicious by the chiseled one March 26, 2008

chrisevansisdatingme 

the silliest goose on the planet!! One of my fav mutuals tbh ily <3 #thienna4life
"Did you see that chrisevansisdatingme made another video about thanos?"
"Yeah! #thienna is my fav ship"
chrisevansisdatingme by heybbg August 30, 2021

chrisél 

Chrisél is a beautiful girl. She has the nicest smile on earth and blows away minds with her personality. People like to hang around her because she is always full of jokes and fun. She has the best advice and definitely the best fashion. She also has a fine looking ass. She loves to do a lot of sports too.
Boy:"look there is chrisél."
Boy2:"wow look at that smile."
chrisél by Jjjjjjjjjjyyy August 16, 2017

Chriselda 

An amazing, funny and sarcastic person. An optimistic individual with a pure heart. Artistic and is a dreamer.
1) Damn, i wish i was as cool as chriselda.

2) Chriselda is the definition of swag.
Chriselda by Cookiebar April 17, 2017

CHISLING TWATTER 

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.
That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!
CHISLING TWATTER by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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